Captain Picard responsible for land-bridge migration

In a strange case of fiction-becomes-reality. It was reported today that Star Trek is a reality-show in the future and that its main star, Captain Picard, traveled in a time-warp ending up on earth 9,300 years ago where he gathered a crew to follow their hardy leader accross the land bridge and to new found glory as one of Northwest Indian Tribes oldest ancestors, dubbed Kennewick man. Sadly he died along the banks of the Columbia river, necessitating a quick and dirty end to his show.