Oodles of Poodles

So this isn't really about oodles of poodles. It's mainly just about one. A poodle in Yakima. Yakima, for those of you familiar with Washington state is REALLY far away from Seattle. And there is nothing there worth visiting...nothing.

My sister is on the lookout for a dog to adopt. Against everyones continued advice she has decided she wants a poodle. Problem is that all the little blue haired ladies and crack crazed kids have adopted all the local poodles. So she wants a poodle from Yakima. She is going to drive to freakin' Yakima to get a poodle. That is some serious poodle dedication. She's not even 100% sure she wants this poodle but she's going to check it out. She want me to come. I'll I have to say is:

There is no Freakin' way I'm driving hours and hours to visit a poodle!!!! Would you?