Not-A-Fan Club

I have decided to form a new club:

The Tom Cruise Not-A-Fan Club

This club is dedicated to hating Tom Cruise, boycotting his movies, spreading awful truths and nasty rumors, and generally sneering at the TV every time he is on it. I already have nominated Kate B. as the Vice-President in charge of Cultural Affairs and I will pay her with chocolate and pistacchio pudding.